What You Missed If You Didn't Do HammerTime

If for some reason, while growing up, you were not allowed to dance because of religious views (you know, 'don't dance, don't drink, don't smoke, don't chew, don't go with guys/girls who do') then you totally missed out and I'm really bummed for you. I mean, growing up without HammerTime?

Here's what you missed. No, really, you're welcome. (Ehem)