Mixed Bag Monday

I had a rather serious post planned for this lovely Monday, but with the snow, fog and overall gloom that seems to be hanging over Bend today, I thought it would be better to just do something a little more fun.

Ever Googled yourself? Sometimes I just give myself a good Google to make sure there aren't any outstanding arrest warrants or bankruptcy filings in my name on the world-wide web. That would really stink big time, especially since I've already done time for all of my previous warrants. Just. Kidding. Actually, I was over at Michelle's blog and she had this crazy little deal that you just go to Google and type in your name and 'needs'. So I did. I apparently need a lot. Here's what happens when you type Anne needs:

1. ...to win sexiest vegetarian. (How about sexiest carnivore instead?)
2. ...to retire and seek therapy for her problems. (Yes, I do.)
3. ...Jesus (I've already got this one covered.)
4. ...Prayer (yes, and much of it.)
5. ...no enhancements (That's what he said.)
6. ...a miracle (can I have two?)
7. ...breastfeeding 101 (Seriously.)
8. ...this (I don't know what 'this' is, but I hope it's good and nothing pornographic.)
9. ...a little color (I was just thinking it's time to book a trip to Mexico.)
10. ..immediate multiple emergency loans of at least $50. (I accept PayPal.)

Just so the rest of you will want to join in the f-u-n, I went ahead and did some Googling of my own to find out what some of my blog-o-buddies need. Here's what I came up with:

1. Steph needs someone to CoNfRoNt HeR (looks like the person that typed that needs to be confronted.)

2. Sherri needs some soap in her mouth. (I thought that was Katdish.)

3. Mary Ann needs to come chill. (You can chill in Bend. It's 26° today.)

4. Beth needs to get out of the house. (Hey, I'm just typing what I found on Google.)

5. Kat needs $$ to feed her heinous addiction to gummy worms. (No words...)

6. Helen needs a drink. (Ok, I'm not going to say it.)

7. Michelle needs Minnesota. (I don't know why. Minnesota is ridiculously cold this time of year. How about Mexico. Michelle needs Mexico. Better.)

8. Candy needs spellcheck. (Hey, I thought that was Sherri's).

Ok, so go ahead and play along. What happens when you Google "your name" needs. (Keep it clean....keep it clean. I don't want to hear about anyone needing a gerbil. Katdish.)